Xuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage chinchilla.

Xuc created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuc, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuc, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xuc's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with envy.