Kimtipdog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair mongoose.

Kimtipdog created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtipdog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kimtipdog, he will come to you in dreams.

Kimtipdog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kimtipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.