Cenbinnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving bird.

Cenbinnarl created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbinnarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cenbinnarl, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cenbinnarl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cenbinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Do not take Cenbinnarl's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Always pray immersed in water.