Lunmatnil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-assured wren.

Lunmatnil created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmatnil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunmatnil, she will not care at all.

Lunmatnil's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lunmatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle carbon while unclean.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Lunmatnil.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.