Flignarkar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring crab.

Flignarkar created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flignarkar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flignarkar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flignarkar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flignarkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Flignarkar on top of important buildings.

5. Never gather seven cats near walls.