Cudwigbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow parrot.

Cudwigbop created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwigbop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudwigbop, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudwigbop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudwigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never wear black jumpers.