Soggenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering dryad.

Soggenhom created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Soggenhom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Soggenhom, he will strike you with lightening.

Soggenhom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Soggenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Never think about special relativity near ducks while wearing green trousers and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

4. Do not place grapes upon stone.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.