Fidfagfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident penguin.

Fidfagfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfagfarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidfagfarn, she will turn you into a goat.

Fidfagfarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fidfagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to ants while wearing tights.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with purple.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidfagfarn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.