Nanfosslarpfumarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable wolf.

Nanfosslarpfumarn created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfosslarpfumarn, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nanfosslarpfumarn, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nanfosslarpfumarn's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nanfosslarpfumarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanfosslarpfumarn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never speak at dusk.