Flan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive wyrm.

Flan created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flan, he will ignore you.

Flan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Run away if five foxes approach from the south.