Jigdonlid Rangat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving gerbil.

Jigdonlid Rangat created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigdonlid Rangat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigdonlid Rangat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jigdonlid Rangat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jigdonlid Rangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with yellow markings.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jigdonlid Rangat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.