Tittitjat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy armadillo.

Tittitjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tittitjat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tittitjat, he will strike you with lightening.

Tittitjat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tittitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

5. Never wear magenta scarves.