Jigzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful turtle.

Jigzod created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Jigzod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jigzod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jigzod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.