Fabloppad Cebwigten is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective penguin.

Fabloppad Cebwigten created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabloppad Cebwigten, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabloppad Cebwigten, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabloppad Cebwigten's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fabloppad Cebwigten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if nine mites approach from the north.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. You must never eat wheat.