Begappsid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain ferret.

Begappsid created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Begappsid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Begappsid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Begappsid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Begappsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.