Cubwonpogdutdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident hyena.

Cubwonpogdutdoss created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubwonpogdutdoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cubwonpogdutdoss, she will torture you forever.

Cubwonpogdutdoss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cubwonpogdutdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never gather eight capybaras near walls.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not drink alcohol.