Natquatyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving troll.

Natquatyok created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natquatyok, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Natquatyok, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natquatyok's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Natquatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Natquatyok must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.