Dongemlam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent centaur.

Dongemlam created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dongemlam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dongemlam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dongemlam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dongemlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help mice.

4. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.