Arnragbem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent raccoon.

Arnragbem created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnragbem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arnragbem, it will turn you into a goat.

Arnragbem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Arnragbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near porpoises.

2. Do not consume melons at dawn.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.