Saddadjin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless jackal.

Saddadjin created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddadjin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saddadjin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Saddadjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Saddadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Never wear purple hats.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.