Natcatbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic mongoose.

Natcatbonk created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcatbonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Natcatbonk, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Natcatbonk's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Natcatbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Natcatbonk.

3. Always store parsnips above ground.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.