Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever sheep.

Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem, it will turn you into a rat.

Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not take Sugcadget Rilvabgarraknurt Witlamcem's name in vain.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.