Godnurtkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful dog.

Godnurtkar created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnurtkar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Godnurtkar, he will cry a lot.

Godnurtkar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Godnurtkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Godnurtkar on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear stockings.