Zogtargfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise deer.

Zogtargfeb created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtargfeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogtargfeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zogtargfeb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zogtargfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare apples while wearing dresses.

2. Retreat if nine otters approach from the east.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.