Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful wolf.

Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Babrullcid Komraptailflowsagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about amino acids.