Cumbarnpan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Cumbarnpan created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbarnpan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cumbarnpan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cumbarnpan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cumbarnpan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never laugh near birds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cumbarnpan.

5. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.