Hatflapaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dragonfly.

Hatflapaf created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatflapaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hatflapaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hatflapaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hatflapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hatflapaf.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.