Dagyattbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid fox.

Dagyattbarn created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagyattbarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagyattbarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dagyattbarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dagyattbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.