Fenrutdosstin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring slug.

Fenrutdosstin created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenrutdosstin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenrutdosstin, she will turn you into a goat.

Fenrutdosstin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fenrutdosstin's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near mice while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Worship no other gods but Fenrutdosstin.

5. Always help sheep.