Tenzogwaphom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair meerkat.

Tenzogwaphom created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenzogwaphom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tenzogwaphom, it will strike you with lightening.

Tenzogwaphom's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tenzogwaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with snakes.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Never hop in summer.

5. Never talk about planets.