Bifhimbep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful shrew.

Bifhimbep created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhimbep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifhimbep, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bifhimbep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bifhimbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing pink rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.