Lipbastgut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind crow.

Lipbastgut created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbastgut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lipbastgut, he will torture you forever.

Lipbastgut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lipbastgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if three great tits approach from the south.

4. Always remove scarves before touching carbon.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.