Hablithiv is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing hyena.

Hablithiv created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablithiv, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hablithiv, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hablithiv's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hablithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.