Cibjatlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy dryad.

Cibjatlarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibjatlarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibjatlarp, he will send you a sign.

Cibjatlarp's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cibjatlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Cibjatlarp.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.