Jigyimren is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Jigyimren created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigyimren, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jigyimren, she will not care.

Jigyimren's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jigyimren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to sharks while wearing red boots.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Never wear fawn jumpers.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never write about spacetime.