Fedpidpin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless sheep.

Fedpidpin created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedpidpin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedpidpin, it will come to you in dreams.

Fedpidpin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fedpidpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never sing in the presence of swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.