Cumbesttif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless wolf.

Cumbesttif created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbesttif, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cumbesttif, he will be very sad.

Cumbesttif's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cumbesttif's Holy Commandments

1. Cumbesttif loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

4. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the east.

5. Do not take Cumbesttif's name in vain.