Xuckloopteen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving bee.

Xuckloopteen created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckloopteen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xuckloopteen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckloopteen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Xuckloopteen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.