Danmabtamcar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able ant.

Danmabtamcar created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Danmabtamcar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danmabtamcar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Danmabtamcar's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Danmabtamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never hop in summer.

5. Never stain your legs with purple.