Gepfemsak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying monkey.

Gepfemsak created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepfemsak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepfemsak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gepfemsak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gepfemsak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing pink stockings.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.