Spagbellhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring mouse.

Spagbellhun created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbellhun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Spagbellhun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Spagbellhun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Spagbellhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with joy.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.