Boghapsid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty mongoose.

Boghapsid created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghapsid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boghapsid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Boghapsid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Boghapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Never mark doors with red.