Fadbinbum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak goblin.

Fadbinbum created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbinbum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadbinbum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fadbinbum's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fadbinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fadbinbum.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.