Fligcussfud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise giraffe.

Fligcussfud created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcussfud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligcussfud, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fligcussfud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fligcussfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear ear rings marked with brown.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Always help gulls in need.