Rotzantetti is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent mole.

Rotzantetti created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotzantetti, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotzantetti, he will turn you into a mole.

Rotzantetti's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rotzantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

4. Never gather six eagles in one place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.