Dunguping is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid raccoon.

Dunguping created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunguping, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunguping, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunguping's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dunguping's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing brown shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not kill capybaras.