Doss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient salamander.

Doss created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Doss, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Doss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never touch ash while tainted.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.