Arnhon Zogflam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured finch.

Arnhon Zogflam created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhon Zogflam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnhon Zogflam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arnhon Zogflam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Arnhon Zogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the west.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help sick badgers.