Gomkipbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane shark.

Gomkipbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gomkipbog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomkipbog, he will laugh at you.

Gomkipbog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gomkipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never think about nebulae.