Kinveghub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, caring dolphin.

Kinveghub created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinveghub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kinveghub, he will cry a lot.

Kinveghub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kinveghub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Kinveghub loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.